The Fyre Festival guy just got out of prison after four years and he's already planning another island festival called PYRAT (pronounced pirate) which is clearly going to be Fyre Festival 2.0.
Like he is using the same vague promos as last time, featuring footage of the Bahamas, and when NBC News asked the government of the Bahamas about this they were like "NO, he does not have permission to host ANYTHING here. Please tell us if you see him in our country so we can arrest him."
thoughts and prayers for the funniest fucking event in the world to happen
twice
Demon Slayer so far has been
Tanjiro: “Oh fuck it smells like a tryst with danger in here!”
Bedframe Demon: “You… Look tasty.” *brandishes bedframe*
Tanjiro: “A bedframe? What will he do with it!?”
Bedframe Demon: *cooks up the craziest attack pattern bedframes have ever been used for and hits Tanjiro so hard that he breaks 78 ribs*
Tanjiro, literally dying: “Damn, alright.”
Tanjiro’s mom and siblings: “Stop fucking almost dying, poopiehead.”
Tanjiro: “ur rite” *gets up* “Bedframes are weak against children that jump on the mattress… This gives me an idea! Water Breathing! Twenty Sixth Form! [Children Jumping On The Mattress And Spilling Soda]!”
Tanjiro: *is animated so insanely beautifully while doing the sickest swordplay you’ve seen in shonen that you’d think this is the kind of visuals that only happen at the end of a movie, not every damn episode, obliterating the bedframe and cutting the Bedframe Demon’s neck*
Bedframe Demon, literally dying: “Ah… All I wanted when I was human… Was a bedframe…” *looks at Tanjiro’s kind baby eyes* “Holy fuck… He’s got such kind baby eyes…”
Tanjiro: “You killed plenty of people… Which is cringe… But you smell like… Someone that really loved bedframes… Rest in peace.”
And I love it
*doing your tarot reading*
oh. two of worms. it means worms are coming to your house.. interpret that how you will..
LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you
controversial opinion but top surgery and other trans healthcare shouldnt be trans exclusive. so what if an autistic woman wants top surgery because boobs are a sensory nightmare?? good on her. she isnt "mutilating" herself any more than anyone else who gets cosmetic surgery for anything.
it doesnt have to be exclusively "trans healthcare." maybe a cis guy just wants boobs or a cis girl wants a dick. who cares. your bodys yours. customize that bitch. the more normalized it is to just do whatever with your body for any reason the easier itll be for the people who need to do it to actually go through with it because they wont be socially pressured as hard or harassed afterwards.
remember when Angelina Jolie got a double mastectomy to avoid dying from cancer and everyone flipped out
Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business
Or just mock the edition. That usually works
oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS
